FOH is 2-0 to start the season, winning the first two games by scores of 10-0 and 14-5. Domination.
Highlights from last week's win over Scorgasm include:
-Leland and his unheralded confidence on the diamond. Also, his swinging strikeout. In Kickball.
-+35 mph winds, making it extremely difficult to catch. thus making the of outfielders and infielders look like little leaguers.
-No one kneeling when the other team's player broke his ankle.
-Hearing his ankle pop from the sideline.....and envisioning a Joe Theisman-esque injury. Would that make Nicki "LT" in that situation? Team EMT John Varney stated "That was the most calm, low pain break I have ever witnessed. That is ridiculous! Hope the EMTs aren't liable for leaving him on a park bench in the dark."
-Team drunk/physician Dr. Leland's diagnosis: "May be a bad sprain, sometimes they really swell up when you do that. This may explain why your foot is cocked at the wrong ankle. Or it's broken."
-Team drunk/physician Dr. Leland's diagnosis: "May be a bad sprain, sometimes they really swell up when you do that. This may explain why your foot is cocked at the wrong ankle. Or it's broken."
-Watching Derr get thrown out at home 2 times in the same game and watching him whiff on a kick. "He plays golf, not kickball". Classic.
-Steveo ensuring our lead with a much needed homerun. The foot is finally healed!
-Watching Leland make a great "drunk" catch on 1st base.
-Praying that the "Sleeve Monster" didn't attack anyone on our team, unfortunately he attacked the Captain on the other team. Tragic.
-Berger, for missing the game and be demoted to the bottom of the roster. Congrats.